Eat your SPAM

According to this study, spam emails that promoted "good diet and physical activity" lowered the mean Body Mass Index (BMI) of the test subjects who received spam. The control group that did not receive spam saw an increase in mean BMI.

Maybe we can get the same effect by setting up something like Yahoo! Calendars to send ourselves spam. "Eat more fruits", "go jogging", etc.. Maybe it also needs to be "certified" by Dr Figteecious from John Hopkins. Ha ha.