Be the envy of your friends

Switching on the television as I woke up this morning, I'm presented
with an advertisement. Now you can SMS some number your name and get
its meaning. Then the advert ends somewhere along the lines: text now
and "be the envy of your friends!" Yeah right. I'm so so so envious
of you because you know the meaning of your name! Couldn't they come
up with something better than that? Maybe if the product were an
iPod. Geez... not that again! :)